You need her, as she needs you.
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U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
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i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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Connor totally got it on with Dobby Carter
If he didn’t that would be a crying shame
Because she certainly wanted into his pants, and he didn’t really seem to mind
Seriously though he was like “when this is all over I hope to settle down and start a family” and that just about broke my heart
Screw this game
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‘What?’ shouted Tom Bombadil, leaping up in the air. ‘Old Man Willow? Naught worse than that, eh? That can soon be mended. I know the tune for him. Old grey Willow-man! I’ll freeze his marrow cold, if he don’t behave himself. I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Old Man Willow!’ Setting down his lilies carefully on the grass, he ran to the tree. There he saw Merry’s feet still sticking out -the rest had already been drawn further inside. Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused. His legs began to kick. Tom sprang away, and breaking off a hanging branch smote the side of the willow with it. ‘You let them out again, Old Man Willow!’ he said. ‘What be you a-thinking of? You should not be waking. Eat earth! Dig deep! Drink water! Go to sleep! Bombadil is talking!’ He then seized Merry’s feet and drew him out of the suddenly widening crack.
Tom Bombadil rescuing Merry & Pippin from Old man willow requested by: captainoftheblackwind
*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
it’s been ten years
oh, have a biscuit
